Mason Ambrose
Mason Ambrose boasts many amazing feats. Not only has he swam the Atlantic ocean within 8 days time but he has also jumped it... while holding a small child... which he saved from rabid dogs... that were being abused... by slave trafficers.
I am a Humaninitarian. So much so that I felt the need to capitalize 'Humanitarian' in my webpage's bio. It's also noteworthy that I have never shot anyone on the left side of the back of their head. If you have heard otherwise, I'm here to say that it is false.